Holy Off-Season

TIME TO VOTE (yes, again) Remember, it's bracket style.

seeing as the hockey season is still not here, the Hockey Hottie Dreamy Team forges ahead. This week we have the final battle for Most Luscious Lefty. It comes down to whether you like 'em a little rough around the edges or clean-cut, most adorable boy next door. Ladies, it's Malone vs. Parise. Tough, I know. Think carefully. Or vote twice (you can go here to vote again, after mine).


This week we also move onto the center position. What is it about centers that make this the hottest group yet? Is it because there are two Staals (and their fabulously delicious mugshots as evidence)? Is it that Vincent Lecavalier not only has a lifetime hockey contract, but also a lifetime of looks that will stay delectable in the hot, sticky Florida sun? Is it the dark handsome features of young Cogliano, that I personally would cover in oil...or chocolate sauce then lick it off? Or Danny Fritsche, more of that clean-cut look with the "fuck-me" eyes? Plus, a name that sounds like record-scratching DJ mix (Fritsche, Fritsche--you know you just tried it, even with the hand gesture like you were the one spinning) Throw in the most adorable Senator, little Jason Spezza (pronounced by MLM as "Schpizza" the Brian Murray lisp plus the word pizza). He's just as cute as they come!



So fire up your ovaries and voting fingers and make your picks! As usual, one per bracket, you can vote by letter or name. Commentary ALWAYS welcome.