more on discipline, trades

As noted the other day, Tyler Myers was not suspended for his hit that injured Craig Schira. Real reporter Gregg Drinnan dug in a little deeper:

The establishing of these penalties go back to March 1, 1987, when Regina Pats forward Brad Hornung was left a quadriplegic after being on the receiving end of a hit from behind.
“We had a minor penalty or, if a player was injured, a major and a game misconduct,” Doerksen said. “Or if it was really severe it was a match penalty.”
But, as time wore on, something happened on the ice – some players tried to take advantage of the situation.
“What we were getting was . . . a guy would turn at the last second and the (checker) can’t hold up, now he hits him and the player is cut or injured and the (checker) is thrown out of the game,” Doerksen said. “There had to be some kind of break for (the checker) if the opponent turns. It’s not fair. He thinks he’s going to hit him legally and he turns on him.”
And, on Monday night, that was the situation Doerksen found himself facing.
“We reviewed this one immediately,” he said. “There’s no doubt on the play that Schira turns just before he gets hit. The referees didn’t pick that up. They didn’t think it was necessarily checking from behind so they went boarding. When the player was injured, it went to a major and a game misconduct because under boarding there is no double minor.”
Schira suffered a 10-stitch facial cut, a hand injury and a concussion.
“I hate it when players get injured . . . yet my policy over all these years has been that when the player turns in front,” Doerksen stated, “(the checker) is not intending to hit him from behind. Therefore, I don’t give a suspension on it."

I realize I probably should keep my trap shut (but when has that ever happened??) because I haven't seen the hit. However, there's a couple pieces that stick out to me:

• "my policy over all these years..." maybe it's time to revisit your policy. With hits to the head and other such acts becoming hotter topics in hockey circles, perhaps it's time for the WHL to look at it's discipline policies, which includes the other part that stuck out to me...
• "because under boarding there is no double minor." Perhaps there should be then. Jussayin.

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It seriously breaks my heart that Mitch McColm got traded to Chilliwack (fuck you Porter, way to kill hockey in two cities--good thing we got you outta here and brought back success on the ice in the desert). It seriously sucks. And blows. I'm not sure how the physics works on that, but it is the situation. Honestly, I am not surprised. I didn't see Bob keeping 3 20-year-old defensemen next season (McColm, Plouffe, Toll) and Mitch is the weakest (don't like that word here) of the 3. Over the last season Mitch has finally become quite the defenseman in this league. He's no offensive defenseman, he's a stay-at-home defenseman, but he's honed his skill and become quite the asset. This (past?) season's defense was D by committee, a bunch of no-names, never-drafted guys who worked as a unit, and Mitch was a part of that, he should be proud of what he's accomplished in an AMS sweater. I know he was quite a popular guy off the ice as well and he will totally be missed. Chilliwack is fortunate to have him on their roster.

It helped ease the 20 y.o. problem in exchange for a 4th round pick in 2011.

The other move sends 18-year-old Jason Gardiner to Regina Pats for 19-year-old Neal Prokop. I hope that 19-year-old means his next season's hockey age, otherwise still have big 20 y.o. problem. Anywhooo, Prokop is a big boy, 6'3" 212 lbs. Left winger. In his WHL career in Moose Jaw and Regina, Prokop has 18 goals, 48 pts and 122 penalty minutes. Sounds like this is the "muscle" so many have been hoping for.

I've never been a big believer that the AMS NEED an enforcer. I think the last 2 seasons were built for speed and skill. Sure, Bob picked some small-ish guys, but they're quick and talented. I am a supporter of that type of team makeup. I personally never saw a huge value in guys like Aaron Boogaard or Jason Beeman, thugs with not a lot of hockey talent (well, Aaron wasted his). I know many people disagree with me, good for ya--free country YAY!! Guys that could throw down AND do their job, in my opinion, are a good way to go. Guys like Stoner, Stephenson. Played awesome defense (their job) but roughed shit up when necessary. Cam McCaffrey. Balls that guy could beat the shit outta guys. But he could also score goals, and more importantly to the line he was on, he could feed pucks to Stanley and Kinasewich. When you're reserving a 20 y.o. spot for a 4th liner who only sees ice time for a fight--not a good value in my opinion.

But I digress. Maybe Prokop will bust out and have a great season, maybe he's just been needing to grow into his body. Maybe he's devastatingly gorgeous so I won't care if he sucks.* I believe he was originally a first-round pick like Gardiner. It seems perhaps neither one has lived up to his potential and hopefully both will have great seasons.

It's taken me a long time, but I'm coming around to seeing what Bob's up to. I wouldn't go as far as to say I totally trust him, but I'm less angry at his decisions. Perhaps that is also because I've become more familiar with the business side of it all, understand that it is a business and the goal is not only getting people in the stands, but to give these boys the best chance at success so that they can move on to the next level.

Oh my God, it feels so good to actually write a real post!!

*this is bullshit

I was waiting for confirmation from the team...

it's really tough sitting on this info till the team releases it but I do have a little something called integrity. I rule. What doesn't rule is losing Mitch McColm. I can't really say I'm surprised, but I am most definitely upset. Very upset. I will need to convince Chilliwack peeps to get their "Got Mitch?" shirts.

Kennewick, WA - KENNEWICK, WA - Tri-City Americans Governor/General Manager Bob Tory announced today that the team has executed three trades while at the 2009 WHL Bantam Draft in Edmonton, AB.

The first trade saw 19-year-old defenseman Mitch McColm get traded to the Chilliwack Bruins in exchange for a 4th round pick in the 2011 Bantam Draft. McColm, a 6'4 202 lb defenseman, joined the Americans during the 2006-07 season from the Lethbridge Hurricanes, appearing in 119 games and totaling 3 goals, 21 points and 234 penalty minutes with Tri-City.

A second trade saw 17-year-old forward Jason Gardiner get dealt to the Regina Pats in exchange for 19-year-old left wing Neal Prokop. Gardiner, Tri-City's first-round pick in 2006, played in 51 games for the Americans, collecting one goal and nine points. Meanwhile, the 6'3 212 lb Prokop joins his third WHL team, appearing in 59 games last season with the Pats and Moose Jaw Warriors, tallying four goals and 22 points combined. For his WHL career, Prokop has notched 18 goals, 48 pts and 122 penalty minutes.

Another one of the Original Maple Leaf Mafia--gone. Sad face.
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Bantam Draft Results from today for the Americans:
(GP, G, A, PTS, PIM)

- 1st round (7th overall), center Connor Rankin, 5'10 165 lbs, North Vancouver, BC
- 2nd round (41st overall), center Marcus Messier, 5'8 128 lbs, Canmore, AB (17/21/31/52/14) [yep, brother of Jordan. Huzzah!!]
- 3rd round (63rd overall), defenseman Riley Guenther, 5'10 140 lbs, Calgary, AB (34/5/15/20/40)
- 4th round (80th overall), goaltender Chris Driedger, 6'2 160 lbs, Winnipeg, MB
- 4th round (85th overall), center Wyatt Garagan, Estevan, SK (25/25/24/49/49)
- 5th round (102nd overall), defenseman Justin Hamonic, 6'1 160 lbs, Winnipeg, MB (30/0/11/11/10)
- 5th round (107th overall), defenseman Tyler Kunz, 5'9 150 lbs, Whitecourt, AB (33/4/8/12/32)
- 6th round (129th overall), left wing Joel Steve, Milestone, SK
- 7th round (151st overall), defenseman Matt Lloyd, Aldergrove, BC
- 8th round (173rd overall), center Dylan Fluter, Saskatoon, SK
- 9th round (195th overall), defenseman Justin Klimek, Langley, BC
- 10th round (217th overall), center Brandon Halbgewachs, Emerald Park, SK
- 11th round (239th overall), right wing Matthew Hughesman, Winnipeg, MB [related to Adam? I have no idea.]
- 12th round (261st overall), center Zane Schartz, Plano, TX

Good to see Winnipeg Against the World games may continue at practice :)

WHL is apparently developmental league for enforcement also

Myers not suspended.

At what point does someone who's considered a league superstar ALSO considered a repeat offender and punished for his actions? Which reminds me of what I said (meant to say?) before--so Myers is a "star" but so is Fadden but because Mitch has a history of bad attitude or whatever, the Myers hit is deemed acceptable (or even given bonus points if you're a complete assbag). You just canNOT tell me reputation and draft/NHL status plays no part in determining appropriate punishments for these actions.

And it's complete bullshit.

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In other news, Chet Pickard won WHL Goaltender of the Year (get over it Chiefs, I don't wanna hear about it, both goalies were deserving) and Taylor Procyshen won Humanitarian of the Year--which is just plain awesome.

Taylor Procyshen thanks the crowd for their generous donations to Go Pro for MDA! <3

More ex-teammates shocked by Scurko confession

From the Regina Leader-Post:

Chris Durand remembers Ladislav Scurko as a joke-teller on the Seattle Thunderbirds' bus.

Even though Scurko's Slovakian accent sometimes blurred the punchlines, "just the fact that he was telling jokes was pretty funny," said Durand.

The news also startled Huskies winger Michael Kaye. He and Scurko were linemates with the Tri-City Americans for part of the 2006-07 WHL season.

"Everybody got along with him great," said Kaye. "Some Euros seclude themselves a bit because of the culture barrier or whatever, but he had no problem adjusting and he was just like one of the boys."

Kaye learned the jolting news Saturday from his former Tri-City roommate, Taylor Procyshen.

"He texted me and said, 'You won't believe what I just heard,' " said Kaye. "He had talked with Scurko's old billets; that's where he found out. Then sure enough, the next day it was on the Internet."

Durand described Scurko as a popular and outgoing teammate during his two seasons in Seattle (2004-06). Scurko never disparaged his mates and was a positive influence in the dressing room.

"He was always laughing and smiling," said Durand, "so it's shocking and upsetting to hear what's happened."

In addition to Durand and Kaye, a handful of other U of- players also knew Scurko on a personal level: Zach Sim, David Linsley, Shaun Vey and Jarrid Dowhay.

"Lots of guys here know him," said Kaye, "and we've all been saying the same things. It's crazy."

I would like nothing better than to stop hearing the same story, but would rather hear details come out, the truth come out, end all the speculation. But I suppose that is what the trial is for.

Canes win!!

holy crap that game was amazing. Ok, the last like 2 minutes were amazing. and the first 15 seconds. The rest was completely nerve-wracking. Eric Mother Fucking Staal holy crap. That game winning goal may have gotten me pregnant. It also stripped me of words. So some images...
two of my favorites right there. RAWR!!!


the best part of this picture is the fans. BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)

Canes in Boston Friday. Whew!! Sister and I may be frienemies for that series.

search words (and AHL playoffs)

Occasionally, the fabulous Loser Domi puts up a post listing the most awesome terms people put into search engines and ended up at her site. I thought I'd do the same. It'll lighten the mood around here after murder talk, and it'll give me something, anything to post about. Plus, I found some interesting ones...

Tanner Asuchak--holy WTF name are you trying to actually find here?

Ryan Letts pussy--as in his pussy? or he is a pussy? I just don't know.

Does Drew Owsley have a girlfriend?--doubt anyone found the answer on my site. Cuz I have no idea. And if I did, I wouldn't likely blog about it.

Fucking Chet--as in "fucking Chet let in another softy" or "I would love to be fucking Chet right now"?? I just don't know.

Do boys measure their dicks?--once again, not likely to find the answer on my site, but thanks for stopping by.

Drew Owsley wallpaper--this Owsley kid is apparently quite popular. Or he's got quite the stalker. But I should totally make player wallpapers. or not.
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Houston Aeros (and Clayton Stoner) beat Peoria tonight to advance to second round against Milwaukee!! Keep track of all Aeros awesomeness over at Ms. Conduct and/or The Third Intermission.

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random note: hearing the non-stop talk about swine flu, I keep hearing about the anti-viral medication, Tamiflu and every single time, all I can think of is Timocil (AD fans, I know you're feeling me, even though I couldn't find it on youtube). Turns out (thanks to reminder from friend of the blog, Amanda) it helps youtube search if it's spelled correctly...



(sorry about the quality, it's the only Teamocil vid on youtube)

More on Ladislav Scurko (updated)

Allan Maki at the Globe and Mail ran an excellent piece. There's still a lot of unknowns about the case and the Slovakian police seem reluctant to release more details. The most interesting part of the article is the shock and disbelief of Scurko's former teammates. Not only did he spend some time in Tri-Cities but played in Seattle with Mitch Fadden.

For those who knew Scurko in his WHL days, the image of him as a hot-blooded killer doesn't jive with their recollections. Seattle president and general manager Russ Farwell said Scurko was “a very sincere guy. There was no sign [of trouble], even the gambling. It's all new to us.”

Tyler Metcalfe, a former Thunderbird captain now with the University of Alberta Golden Bears, said his most vivid memory of Scurko was his first training camp as an 18-year-old in 2004.

“He scores a goal against our starting goalie in our first practice and glides on his butt to centre ice and does the canoe celebration,” said Metcalfe, who had been in e-mail contact with Scurko four days before his confession. “He was like [Washington Capitals star Alexander] Ovechkin. He loved those over-the-top celebrations.”

Mirtle has more today, including a link to an article that proposes the murder was about a homosexual relationship between Scurko and the victim. Honestly, when I ran the site through Google translator, it didn't make much sense, but it also seems to be some type of Enquirer-type "publication". This could be just an assumption on my part, since Translator can only do so much. Granted, I didn't see any stories about BatBoy or anything...but still.

Update on Scurko

Drinnan, an actual reporter, has more on the Scurko situation, you can find it here.

According to Rudolf Pilarcika, the deputy director of the police in Kosice, the case is unrelated to Scurko’s hockey career. Pilarcika said the motive appears to have been money. Liptaj is believed to have owed Scurko money; however, the details of how that came about aren’t known or, at least, haven‘t been released by the police.

The murder is believed to have occurred on a night in January 2008. According to investigators, Scurko stabbed the victim at least 14 times in the thorax and spine. The body was loaded into a car and taken into the forest in the district of Huncovce Kezmarok, where it was placed into a shallow grave. The remains were discovered accidentally in December 2008.

FOURTEEN TIMES he (allegedly) stabbed the guy. holy shit.

OH. MY. GOD. (Updated)

srsly.

OH. MY. GOD.

this is from a Swedish site (hey, there's an article about former AMS captain Marcus Jonasen on there too--about how he didn't live up to team expectations this season and they didn't renew his contract--I think?--big shock) that I ran through Google Translator:

JVM player recognizes murder.

A bomb of the model major shake just Slovakian hockey, so this just before the World Cup. The former juniorlandslag man and Kosice-forward Ladislav Scurko, 23, has admitted guilty of murder - of a judge.

It has just 23 years filled Ladislav Scurko has created hockey merits - as three years in the Canadian WHL, two JVM tournaments for Slovakia and this year he was ordinary in the classical Slovak club Kosice, where he listed five objectives assistlogin seven of 52 matches and ended the season as Slovakian champions.

Now, however, learn a career to be over for the Forward. Scurko was arrested yesterday by Slovakian police - suspected of the murder of Judge Mark Liptaje, in December 2007. A deed which Scurko later pleaded guilty to the police during questioning.

The suspect (Scurko), should have cut the victim in the chest with an unknown object several times, said police spokesman Karol Raven.
Scurko will then have dumped the dead body in the woods outside Poprad, where it was not found until a year later. According to police, the attack should not have been premeditated, but have done impulsively.

As regards the motives behind the murder, so the speculation that Liptaje should have been required large sums of money, he could not pay back and Scurko to have belonged to the creditors.

Now ended perhaps the recovery of one of the largest hockey tragedies. Scurko convicted of murder in court, waiting in prison between fifteen years and life.

hockeysverige.se hockeysverige.se

So this article says victim was a judge, other reports I've run through Translator said referee, could be something lost in translation? Regardless, I'm still in disbelief. Scurko was a super nice kid whenever I talked to him on the concourse, my God, I have my picture with him, it was one of my favorites cuz I remember he didn't just wimpishly put his arm around me and smile for camera, he was into it, big ol' bear hug, nice as can be. Just in shock. seriously.

Interview with Chet (not by me, unfortunately)

Have I given enough love to the wonderful Ms. Conduct? No? Here's more.

• She's too kind to keep me updated on Chet. She sent me this link to an interview with now-former AMS goalie Chet Pickard. I'm not only lazy, but it's a good interview so I'm gonna just cut and paste the whole thing.
• In addition, she's got the link to the interview and one of my favoritest photos ever at her 7th job over at In-Goal Magazine.
  

Short Shifts Exclusive: Chet Pickard

Published Apr 24 2009, 10:32 AM by Eric W. Kent

You never know what's gonna happen - but most logic seems to dictate that that back-up goaltender for Milwaukee next season will be Chet Pickard.

The first goaltender taken in the 2008 draft, Pickard will have to fight it out with Jeremy Smith, the club's 2007 goalie selection, for the right to backup expected starter Mark Dekanich.

We got the opportunity to sit down with Pickard during the Admirals playoff games in Rockford. And first things first, his name is pronounced "PICKerd"...not "Pi-KARD". (Apologies to all the fans of Star Trek: The Next Generation)

Short Shifts: You've been in town about a week - what are your first impressions?

Chet Pickard: I haven't seen the city too much, but this is a really good group of guys. Pretty much the first time I walked into the room all the guys were welcoming me with open hands. That's pretty cool - it was nice ot see that. I didn't really know what to expect, because they've been a tight group all year and I was just kind of extra to start the playoffs. I was excited to come down here - see the city and see the atmosphere and practices and how everything is handled around the rink and away from the rink. It's been really fun, I've really enjoyed myself. I haven't been to Milwaukee before.

SS: What is the plan for you next season - did they give you any indication of where you would be playing?

CP: We haven't really discussed much about it. It was pretty exciting when I did sign that contract. Whatever happens from then on happens. I'm sure they'll give me an opportnuity to make the team next year and that's my plan is to hopefully play here or play in Nashville. I'm just gonna work hard in the offseason and see what happens.

SS: Are there any current NHL-ers that you look up to? Who are your favorite goalies?

CP: I've always liked to watch Roberto Luongo. I think we've got similarities - we're the same size and we kind of play a similar style. My first few years as a junior I played behind Carey Price. He's a pretty good goalie to watch. I like to kind of emulate my game around the way he plays and I think I learned quite a bit from the way he plays.

SS: What kind of interactions have you had with Nashville Goalie Coach Mitch Korn? Has he given you anything specific to focus on?

CP: There'll always be adjustments we need to make, especially for the next level - it gets tougher, the guys get quicker, they shoot faster they make plays quicker. Mitch has been great for me. He came down to where I was playing juniors this year in Tri-City a few times. Then I worked with him last summer a few times and then hooked up with him for a few days since I've been here.

SS: When we talk to you next April, what will you do better than you do right now?

CP: Hopefully everything. You're never too good at anything or else you wouldn't be letting in any goals. You just have to work hard every day in practice and try to improve on something everyday whether it's on the ice or off the ice. Hopefully next year at this time I'm a way better goalie than I am right now.

SS: Have you had the chance to play against any current Admirals?

CP: I played against Cody (Franson) a couple years ago when he was on Vancouver. John Blum will be here...Colin Wilson who is one of my best friends could be here if he doesn't make the big club. That's exciting, too. We played on one team together when we were younger, but about 5 years or 6 years ago. To get eveybody on the same team here - it's exciting.

SS: Are you saying you're rooting against Colin Wilson making the Preds?

CP: (Laughing) No...Never, I don't ever want that. I root for him - every time I check his games on the Interenet and look to see what he's done and he does the same thing for me. I'd be his number one fan if he cracked the big team next year and hopefully he does. That would be really cool for him.

SS: I noticed that you didn't mention playing against Mark Santorelli a season ago. According to our stats he hit you for three goals and seven assists in four games with Chilliwack.

CP: (Laughing) I forgot about Santo...Santo had a good team - he was on a good line there. My team was really run-and-gun...I kind of forgot about that. I try to forget about getting lit up. (Pause) He was a tuff player to play against.

SS: You sign the contract, get the chance to come to Milwaukee....and now you have to sit and watch other people play playoff hockey. How difficult is that?

CP: That's tough - I haven't ever done that. I've never been a scratch and had to watch games from the stands. But that's what I'm here to do. I wasn't gonna come in here and step into the lineup. They have a lot of good chemistry here - not that I would be screwing it up or anythig like that - but the goalies here had tremendous seasons and the team's been great. I just came here to get a feel for the team and the atmosphere and the pracices. Obviosuly, I'd love to be in net there - but my time will come.

SS: Due to a clerical error, you were once listed as the captain on the game sheet...and some of your teammates were suggesting that you should wear a big C on your goalie mask. Can we expect you to lobby for the Captaincy here?

CP: I think leadership is important among everybody it doesn't matter if you wear a C or an A. Everybody's valuable, everybody has a voice in the lockrroom. I think that's important. I like to be more of the kind of guy that shows my leadership out on the ice. It's not so much about me yelling in the dressing room or anything like that.

uhhh, really?

So first came the "Avery Rule". Now, will there be a "Brodeur Rule"? well, "Brodeur corollary" maybe? hmmm, Brodeur involved in both incidents. weird.

Canes lost, both goalies were just amazing. So much for rattling Marty, eh? Well, anyways, game 6 is Sunday, not sure what time, since NBC's schedule is entirely dependent on the New York Rangers, apparently. So glad the universe could stop and wait for Rangers/Caps outcome. Just schedule the game you know for sure will be played Sunday. On the other hand, if 'Canes not shown on NBC, it will mean a normal start time in Raleigh. And if there's one thing I know about hockey players, it's that they like routine and having a goofy 2 pm start throws off the routine.

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Why do I feel so desperately lost right now? Because a year ago, AMS were still in the playoffs, and soon after that I was following Drayson Bowman and Chiefs path to Memorial Cup. So it's a pretty boring springtime around here. Sadly. If 'Canes lose against Devils, I'm just not sure what I'm gonna do. Well, I'll gaze at this (Getty Images)

teeheeeheeee (look away Q-Girl)

I said I'd blog it if someone put it on youtube. Bless you youtube peeps.



"Marty wouldn't do this" Uh, he obviously would do it, since he did.

'Canes played a phenomenal 39 minutes then Gionta scored in the last minute of the 1st which sorta shifted the momentum. I feared a loss, I feared overtime (again). I must admit I was also flipping back and forth between the game and "Deadliest Catch" (God, I love that show). Then FSN Carolina cut off my feed as soon as 'Canes scored and I had to flip to MSG to watch the review (basically, the clip above). And I laughed like a maniac.

Kukla's Korner has a bit on it, including a calmer reaction from Brodeur, but craziness in the comments section.

I'm surprised Red and Black Hockey over at KK doesn't have a post up yet (head over there later, I'm sure he'll have something) but I can guess the jist of what he'll say--If it anyone not named Martin Brodeur he'd get a game suspension or fine for that crazy outburst. Red and Black Hockey over at KK has excellent analysis of the whole game, it's worth a read.

I'm not gonna argue that the reffing isn't inconsistent or sucky. It is what it is. Just like in the WHL. Someone commented on a friends (NJ fan) facebook status about the situation that teams should "play above reffing" (which some other commenters didn't get (uh, hello?) which is similar to what I always say, good play overcomes bad reffing.

Would I be pissed if a Devil had done that to Cam Ward and NJ won the game? Meh, a little, cuz I am a homer, but srsly, goalie out of the crease is pretty much fair game, especially if unintentional (which it was). I could bring up the Asuchak hit on Tokarski that was behind the net, but I'm just not even gonna go there (I mean, more than I did by mentioning it).

In other news, I'm becoming a baseball fan. Kindof. It may win me over.

OOO, I'm on a roll!

It's come up before, how people get angry and the disrespecting of the national anthem at hockey games. As an AMS fan I personally hate it when Chiefs fans yell "home of the Chiefs". I hated it (albeit less since the words weren't actually changed) when Kelowna fans emphasized GUARD in the Canadian national anthem when Kelly Guard played for them.

Well, the internet is abuzz because apparently Montreal fans booed during the American anthem last night in Boston. I admit I missed it, I was watching Washington/Rangers snoozer. Well, it may not have been a snoozer, but I haven't been sleeping so I was snoozing. But I digress...

Wysh has an excellent analysis of the situation with numerous links that also showed up on my Google Reader this morning. He does include the fact that some people have different attitudes towards the anthem and towards what constitutes respect/disrespect of it. The key, as he points out, is that it's at a hockey game. A hockey game, people. So I keep that in mind as Chiefs fans disrespect the anthem. It bugs me, but there's bigger problems in the world. Like that troops are off fighting and dying in various parts of the world. It also bugged me that some already drunk guy couldn't keep his hands off his scantily dressed hoochie long enough to even out their hands over their hearts during the anthem. Well, he sort of had his hand on her heart, I guess. It was gross and disrespectful, but meh. I got bigger shit to worry about.

It's one of those things that totally pisses me off, but it will never change so why even try. I'm done fighting those battles. Life's too short.

*this is not an outrage directed at all Chiefs fans, just those who are disrespectful tools. I'm sure you're all wonderful people and you're going to keep doing what you're doing. You don't have to agree with my opinion here, just like I don't agree with your butchering the anthem. YAY free country and everything the flag and anthem stand for!!

I wanna wake up Canadian

or at least have a room in my house like this guy has:



I did the research, unfortunately, new law does not apply to me. Dammit.

It really is better with Chetter

more props to the fabulous Ms. Conduct who is in tune with happenings around the hockey world and keeps me posted when anything about any of my boyos pops up. Plus, she's apparently awake much earlier than me. Or later. Regardless.

Here's a little snippet on Chet Pickard from Milwaukie Admirals/Nashville Preds fan standpoint. Interesting in the comments someone thinks he'll be tradebait.

It also reminds me I need to get my ass moving on my post-season piece on Chet for On The Forecheck.

In other news, I bet Don Hay despises the headline of this article (glovetap to Jill). Bwahahahaaaa

grrrrrrrrrr

I despise having a broken keyboard. I really despise not having anything to write about, hockey-wise.

I mean, I could go on and on about what an absolutely TERRIBLE move Joe Corvo made in the 'Canes game against New Jersey yesterday. And while the Gionta goal from said fuck up didn't lose the game for Carolina, it certainly was an awful move by Corvo. *shakes head*

I could talk about how I want Columbus to win at least one, just cuz they kinda deserve it. I could say how bad I feel for Carey Price. I could say how much I think Sean Avery is a tool, even if he can play some hockey. Can you even believe how "feisty" the Philly/Pittsburgh series is? Insane. Are you like me? Do you want to punch Pierre McGuire and Mike Milbury? I sure do. Or they could just knock each other out, that'd be pretty cool. Whatever it takes to not listen to them any more. I seriously finally muted the tv.

Calgary has got themselves in quite the pickle. Are they really not gonna beat Chicago or are they throwing it to get rid of Keenan? San Jose's choking--again. I may or may not have predicted that (to myself, I stay away from playoff pools and fantasy leagues. and prognosticating in general). And I guess there's some team in Vancouver who is leading their series 3-0. huh. All I gotta say, is give Alex Burrows more camera time. kthxbai.

Kudos to Vancouver Giants for pulling out the OT win against the Rockets. And Brandon, I'm sorry kittens, but you're screwed.

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Ms. Conduct has taken on another couple projects--The 3rd Intermission and In-Goal Magazine. Check the In-Goal link, there's a great picture of Chet Pickard :) Also, former AMS player Clayton Stoner's Aeros are still in the playoffs so check out the action.

Can I also add how insanely jealous I am of T3I's "Texting Brutsy" feature? Their writers (Ms. Conduct being one) text Aeros goalie (former Chief) Barry Brust every day with a question and post it on their site. I wanna do that. I'm sure Bob Tory would never, in a bazillion years, let me do that. What a pity. But I may put out feelers to get interviews next season...maybe...

Captain Procyshen

From the Herald:

Tri-City Americans team captain Taylor Procyshen is a finalist for WHL Humanitarian of the Year, along with Ian Barteaux of the Kootenay Ice.

Procyshen, who earned Western Conference second-team honors, donated $2 to MDA for each goal the team scored during the regular season. The amount was match by the Americans, and with a community fundraiser, the Go Pro MDA Challenge brought in more than $14,000.

So friggin' cool. And he did so much other work in the community, the whole organization did. But I'm telling' ya, this Procyshen kid is something special.

If you missed it, the awesome Timmay Gleason scored the overtime game winner for the 'Canes over New Jersey yesterday. The series returns to Raleigh for game 3 on Sunday. They played so much better than in game one. WAAYYY better. Cam Ward was outstanding, the penalty kill was just awesome--it needed to be. All the sudden the least penalized team in the regular season is getting more penalties than the Devils. That needs to stop.

Now on, Rangers/Caps. DC is Rockin' the Red fo sho. So cool.

And Calgary slaughtered Brandon last night, 9-3. ouch. Go Hitmen!

Well, shit.

"Schulzie" Honey Pot photo courtesy Ann Hammer

It's starting to sink in. It's Friday and there's no game today. Well, no Tri-City Americans game. It is game 2 between Carolina and New Jersey. Go Canes.

I'm a stats geek--not doing them, but reading and analyzing them. I'm quite sad to see the reader stats for my site going downhill since AMS have been eliminated from the post season, but I get it.

So I want to take this opportunity to give a huge thank you to all my readers. I've had this blog for a year and a half, and I honestly never thought no one would be interested in reading what I have to say. I am grateful for those who stop by to see what nonsense I'm rambling about. Without readers, what would be the point?

To my "followers" there on the right side, big thanks. To my awesome commenters, super huge thanks, I'm a comment whore, srsly.

Apparently, parents of the boys read and to them I give another humongous thank you--for reading but also for letting go of your boys for 8 months out of the year to live their dream. You've sacrificed so much for them to be able to have this opportunity and I understand that, and appreciate it.

If any of the boys are reading, thank you. Thank you for putting up with me talking nonsense about you, often inappropriately (sorry Mitch Fadden. not really). Thank you for being polite and awesome young men who are pretty much local celebrities. Thank you for letting me take pictures at games and player appearances like I'm some crazy paparazzi. Thank you for all the hard work you do in the community, being outstanding role models.

To the team, thank you for not interfering with my right of free speech, I'm sure there's been plenty of times the organization would disagree with content and language and would love to tell me to go away, but either they know about the blog and let it go, or they just don't know and ignorance is bliss. Also huge thanks to the team for providing me with photo pass so I can capture all these wonderful memories and moments that the boys and their parents will treasure for years to come.

To fellow bloggers who have ever linked me, thank you. I try to link whenever possible, it's the right thing to do.

"He's a pro, baby!"

Got an email from the fabulous Ms. Conduct earlier today with that subject line (as you can see in the screen capture...)
Congrats Chet!!



Milwaukee peeps, you may want to go ahead and get yourself a "It's better with Chetter" shirt. I may have to change the number tho, looks like he'll be wearing #35.

Now it begins in earnest...

I can love Drayson Bowman again. I even got permission from 6 & 14 In The Closet Together. He got the call to head to Carolina for the remainder of their playoffs. RAWR. Why did 'Canes lose game 1 to New Jersey last night? They were mesmerized by his mouth and dimples. Just look at that lovely, pouty mouth. I wouldn't be able to focus on playing hockey either. Unless it was tonsil hockey (who even says that any more?)

The Hurricanes have a nice piece on him from last week when Spokane was still in the playoff race against Vancouver. He's improved his game to be more well-rounded and Carolina is impressed:

”I think his game has evolved and grown,” said MacDonald. “He’s probably a more complete player than he was coming into training camp this year. Lots of guys have speed, skill and can skate, but their ability to understand the game and react to situations isn’t as well-refined and developed as it is with him.”

In juniors, defensive responsibility isn’t something always found in the most gifted offensive players who can compensate in other areas. Bowman’s advancements in that area speak well both for his commitment to becoming a better player and his ability to eventually adapt to the professional game.

“At that level, they really don’t have to [play defense], to tell you the truth,” said Karmanos. “The talented players at the junior level can get away with cheating, as hockey people refer to it, but he doesn’t cheat. He knows where he needs to be both offensively and defensively, which is good because at this level you can’t be a one-dimensional guy.”

Bowman has also shown some toughness, as he broke the 100 penalty minute mark for the first time in his WHL career this season and is the only Hurricanes prospect playing at the amateur level to top that mark. That doesn’t mean that he runs around looking for contact, but rather that he is able to stand up for himself as a player often targeted by the opposition.

“There’s a little nastiness there,” said MacDonald. “That’s good, because there’s some push-back in his game. You don’t mind seeing that, because you have to let people know that you’re not going to be abused and you’re not going to be intimidated by the opposition.”

How hot is that? How hot is it going to be when he's on the ice for the 'Canes next season? (answer--very). It will also be hot because he will no longer be in the WHL, being part of the Spokanistan Chiefs.

Year End Grades

Yesterday I took a look at the defense and goalies, today I'll break down the forwards. I'm going by number not favorites or it'd be all #13...#9...#15...you get the point.

Jason Reese--oh jeebus. How I love this kid. Jason's the type of player that makes everyone he plays with better. All season coach was moving lines around, whether to find a combination that worked or because of injuries. Whatever guys Jason was on a line with, that line was successful. When he sprained/twisted his ankle a couple months ago recovery came quicker than expected (though it evidently didn't totally heal) and was inserted on 4th line with Wilgosh and Asuchak (I think...Wilgs for sure) and they came out and had limited ice time but got a goal and created havok for the opposition. That's what Jason does. From the beginning of the season he had best chemistry with Johnny. When Fadden was brought in Lazo moved off Jason's line. Fads and Reeser had good chemistry all season. Jason has great hockey smarts and can read plays and guys well enough to be in the right place at the right time, either scoring goals or setting up guys like Fadden or Yellow Horn. By the end of the season Reese was matched up with Fadden and Lazo, a perfect combination and they were deadly. Also essential was Jason's role on the power play. The whole PP ran through him, it was coach's whole game plan.
Grade: A+

Kruise Reddick--this season I came to terms with the fact (idea?) that Pokey is not a sniper. Unless his skills/luck change drastically, he's probably not ever going to be a 40 goal scorer. Or 30 goal scorer. But Kruise brings other assets to the table. He's a great assist man and great at creating plays, something that doesn't always show up on the stats sheet. He's not afraid to get gritty and he's a terrific skater. When Petr went out with injury coach put Kruise back at the point on the power play (1st unit, 4 forwards 1 D) where he struggled a bit, but got it clicking towards the end of the season. He's a good faceoff man and great on the penalty kill.
Grade: A

Mitch Fadden--as if you don't know how I feel about Mitch. Please. When Fads first arrived in November he had moments of the Fadden I thought AMS were getting in the trade. But it was not supposed to be just moments. He was supposed to be Mr. Hotshot puckhandler with mad scoring skillz. Most times he looked like he just didn't give a shit. At mid-season grading time, I was not terribly impressed. Then he started waking up. And I took notice. RAWR. I mean, does this guy have talent, or what? He's small, but speedy. The look on his face when scoring goals, just hot. Especially the game against Seattle where he got 4 goals, celebrated that 4th one right in front of me...yowza. I peed a little. He played a ton of minutes, power play, penalty kill, all really great. He did great in the faceoff circe too. I've heard rumors of bad attitude, not a team player, etc. Hopefully they aren't true. If they are, I hope he stops that shit ASAP if he expects a contract from Tampa. Poor behbeh, in that joke of an organization. Regardless, if he's not a team guy, he won't make it in any organization. That insanely hypnotizing red hair...omg. I just wanna tussle it. Run my hands through it. Count his freckles. I get one chance to talk to him and I turn into a complete dumbass..."you're a really great hockey player." oh God. I wanted to die. I can't wait to watch him at the next level. He really truly is an amazing hockey player.
Grade: A+

Brooks Macek--holy hot rookie. In my limited (in comparison to some) hockey watching experience, I have never seen a rookie class have this much impact on a team as this one. And Macek was a part of that. He's got great size, speed, and hands (TWSS). Obviously, there were times it was evident he was a rookie, making rookie mistakes like forgetting defensive responsibilities. But he's one that I'm super excited to see develop over the next couple seasons. And not just because he's so goddamn good looking. I mean, he's really fucking good looking. God. I'll nickname him "Uterus Killer" right there. But the kid can play hockey too. He and the other rookies not only played some good hockey but provided depth and energy when needed.
Grade: A

Adam Hughesman--talk about sophomore slump. Poor kiddo. He's (in theory?) better than what he showed this season. He's as good as he showed in the playoffs. He was a whole new hockey player, especially in the series against the Rockets. Played some of his best hockey in an AMS sweater. Srsly. It was hot. Maybe I've just set my expectations too high for him, but I believe he's got the skills to be an amazing hockey player, just needs to figure out how to make them work. In my opinion, one of his biggest weaknesses is his skating speed. Maybe it's because everyone else is so speedy that he just looks slow, but he definitely looks slow. BFF nicknamed him "Wheels" because of it. It's nicer than the name I had for him--"Cement Skates".
Grade: C

Mason Wilgosh--once again, I'm pissed Most Improved wasn't handed out this season. How dumb. Wilgs would have been in contention (see Brett Plouffe for the other one who have gotten the award). He shed the extra pounds he had last season. His skating improved as did his ice time. I said it many many times this season (well, after November) that Mason Wilgosh is the new Drew Hoff. Gritty, tough, speedy, smart. Not afraid to drop the mits. Simply awesome penalty killer. Where he'll be better/different than Hoffer? Scoring skillz? Wilgs has 'em. Not gonna lie, I'm quite excited to watch him next season too.
Grade: A

Jordan Messier--another one of those rookies who made a huge impact. Mess is the complete package of size, skill, smarts. Like Mace, he's a rookie so made some rookie mistakes. It's gonna happen. But I was never worried when any of these guys were on the ice, they weren't liabilities. Messier used his size effectively, wasn't afraid to get gritty and fight for the puck. Personally, I think his only real weakness is skating, it's kinda awkward (jerky, as the College Place police would say...) as he's growing into his size. I imagine his skating will improve when he stops growing.
Grade: A

Johnny Lazo--what a season this kid had. I stare in disbelief at his stats. Johnny is so under-the-radar (not a short joke. well, ok, it is) that he does all the little things, making plays, getting assists, getting some great garbage goals. He played his best this season when alongside Jason Reese. Other line combinations didn't compliment his game as well. I don't know if that's a reflection of Johnny or other guys or what. Lazo doesn't let his size be a problem, he didn't think twice about laying a hit (a low one, granted) on Tyler Myers in the series against the Rockets. Doesn't matter, he goes out there, works his ass off and does what needs to be done. And looks damn fine doing it. (Can you tell I think the AMS are the hottest team in the Dub?)
Grade: A-

Justin Feser--Rookie of the year. Srsly. See all the good stuff I wrote about Macek and Messier. Then add in that Feser saw regular time on the top line with Pokey and Pro and didn't look lost or out of place playing with those vets. Justin is shorter than Messier and Macek, but thicker and uses that size to make hits when needed. He's also a very good skater. Justin has great talent and hockey smarts. He doesn't get rattled or intimidated. If he does, he doesn't show it.
Grade: A

Brendan Shinniman--oh Shinny. RAWR. What a cutie little firecracker. An amazing firecracker with mad hockey skills. The easier analysis would be to point out what the kid can't do. He can't leap tall buildings in a single bound. I don't think...But he can skate, he can score, he can win faceoffs, he can beat the shit out of guys like a foot taller than him (talking to you, Baldwin). Re-read that last sentence, is there any part of it NOT sexy? Exactly. And he will give you (and opposing players) a freakin' death glare that will vaporize you. Srsly. If you know me, you know I follow the Carolina Hurricanes. Shinny is the Chad LaRose of the AMS.
Grade: A

Brock Zimak--incomplete. Poor kid never played. If he got to sit on the bench for a game he was lucky. Like Owsley, not fair to the kid to stall his development by having him sit in the stands all season.

Spencer Asuchak--the amount of ice time Spencer saw all season was up and down due to numbers, injuries, suspensions. When he played he was very effective. He has size and skill. I've said it before, but Spencer's biggest weakness is his, well, clumsiness. He obviously grew very quickly and isn't accustomed to skating with such long legs LOL. He also isn't used to how hard he can hit some guys, hence suspensions. I know this kid, it's not his intention to play dirty. He's no goon. He's a kid who needs to get used to his own body, his own strength. That being said, he should play much different than what he's doing. He drives hard to the net, finishes his checks (sometimes too hard) and once he gets going, skates quite well. He's one I'm quite interested to see how he does next season.
Grade: B

Petr Stoklasa--injured most of the 2nd half, sucky. Just when he was really finding his groove. Coach put him on the point on the power play where he just dazzled. If there was a team award for defensive forward, Petr would be the winner (well, maybe not just because of time missed, but otherwise...). He has a great shot but tends to pass instead, much to the dismay of coach who wishes he would shoot more. Petr also has size that he's not afraid to use. He plays a much grittier game than your stereotypical Euro. He also skates quite well, especially for a guy of his size. Petr's never been shy blocking shots, die amazing on the penalty kill.
Grade: A

Taylor Procyshen--when Taylor was a rookie, everyone knew he would be captain of this organization. It was just in his work ethic, his talent, his drive, and his passion for the game. As captain, he didn't disappoint. He tended to be streaky, probably from putting pressure on himself. He's been a leader off the ice as well, being out in the community and taking on the fundraising for the MDA since there was no damn skills challenge this year. My first thought when I saw "Faith Night" on the schedule was "oh great, a bunch of kids who have never been to a hockey game so they don't know hockey etiquette and how can I yell at youth group kids?" (You think I'm kidding, try sitting in section L where they seat insane groups ALL the time, it gets old). But following that game the various youth groups were herded over to the locker room side of the rink and Captain Pro came out to talk to them. I didn't hear all the speech, but the part I did hear was amazing. He's never been shy about his faith and it was really great to hear him speak to the people there. A bunch of the guys were out on the bench listening to him too. Jason Reese helped out and closed the little meeting with a prayer. It was just a really great thing to see. And that is just the type of leader that Taylor is, on and off the ice. Pro's biggest weakness is his passing but other than that I think he'll get some serious looks for a free agent try-out and possible contract somewhere. Any club would be foolish to pass up a guy like him, just because of who he is as a person. Any club can use a guy like that in the locker room.
Grade: A

All this being said, I would personally like to thank Jason Reese, Mitch Fadden, and Taylor Procyshen for their time in Tri-Cities. Jason and Pro, you made this team better the minute you put on an AMS sweater, both with your skill, experience, and leadership. Fadden, though you were only here for a short time, you made a huge impact on this team, they wouldn't have gotten where they did without you (all of you). You three are truly great hockey players and no matter what lies in your hockey future, you've all made quite the impression on us fans in Tri-Cities. Be proud of everything you've accomplished, on and off the ice. Pro, it's been just awesome to watch you grow as a player and a person of the last several years. Jason, you are a special guy and I'm honored to have seen you bring your talent and leadership to this hockey team.

In all likelihood, Chet Pickard will not be back with the AMS next season either and it's really been a treat to watch him grow and develop also. Chet, you've heard it a zillion times, but you climbed out from the giant shadow of Carey Price and broke records and worked your ass off. You've earned every honor that's been bestowed upon you, and then some. MVP just doesn't seem like enough for all that you've done.

Year End Grades

Doing this post is bittersweet. It's one of my favorite things to do, but hate hate hate that the season is over. Mid-season report card here, if you want to compare (or reminisce and pretend it's still mid-season...)

Today I'll start with the defense and goalies, look at the forwards tomorrow. They're in order by number not importance or favorites ;)

Mitch McColm--played his ass off in the playoffs. Getting tons of shots on goal, even a goal! Huzzah!! He's been willing to stand up for his teammates all season. I was down on him at the mid-point but he picked it up since then. I'm sure he was inspired by my post (j/k). He's become a very solid, reliable defenseman. One that you would want on the ice for your team. Will that be enough for him to stick as a 20? Stay tuned during the off-season for my opinions/analyses. Mitch is one of my favoritest players evaarrr and if you haven't yet, you need to head over to Zazzle and get yourself a "Got Mitch?" shirt. You know you want one.
Grade: B+ (I have to take into account mediocre first half or it would be higher)

Jarrett Toll--I personally believe Jarrett should have been voted Best Defenseman, though I'm not opposed to Schmidt getting the award. They should have shared it. All Toller ever did was work his ass off, every shift of every game. He's as steady and reliable as they come. You always know what you're gonna get from him, night in and night out, 110%. He gets the puck up the ice, keeps it in the offensive zone, and has even got himself some offensive upside this season. You always knew when Tollsy scored, arms raised extra long time and shaking like a 3-pound dog with excitement.
Grade: A+

Zach Yuen--Can I give Zach a grade? Probably not. I won't. But if I could, it would be an A. For his age he's outstanding. I simply cannot wait to watch this kid. Srsly.

Riley McIntosh--hmmm. From the time Bob picked him up till the last week of the regular season, I was about to make a McIntosh voodoo doll. He pissed me off that much. Guys skating right by him, bad passes, turnovers, on and on and on...But he picked it up for the playoffs, stepped up with Plouffer out. And really, he's probably not as bad as I have in my head. It's like a weird scale. He started out *here* and with every bad play (or perceived bad play) he dropped a notch on said hypothetical scale. That being said, my grading may or may not be completely unfair based on the crazy, non-existant, hypothetical, voodoo doll-inspiring scale.
Grade: D+ (really should probably be a C, C+. B- even?)

Tyler Schmidt--amazing season. Best Defenseman, yes (should've tied with Toll). Used his size well, made smart plays. Does very well keeping the puck in the offensive zone, clearing it out of the defensive zone. I only had to get out the Schmidt voodoo doll once this season. His work on special teams has been outstanding. Minnesota invited him to camp as a free agent last summer, I hope they're still looking at him, they won't be disappointed.
Grade: A+

Brett Plouffe--a year ago I was ready to shank Brett Plouffe. This year, I'm ready to "shank" Plouffe, if ya know what I mean! (you don't, cuz it doesn't make sense, but still. Oddly, I think you do know what I mean). For some reason, Most Improved was not awarded this season (LAME!) but if it had been handed out, I believe it would have gone to Brett Plouffe. Srsly. How good has this guy become?! At mid-season I was starting to warm up to him, now I'm red hot. Holy shit can I please get through this "analysis" without any more sexual innuendo? ugh. Maybe it's cuz I saw his nekked booty. It may not have been his. I'd like to think it was. Regardless of my hormones, Plouffer ended up one of the best defensemen on this team. He and Schmidt have similar skills, though I believe Brett is a better/faster skater than Tyler. Brett's become more patient with the puck. At the same time, he's not afraid to shoot (accuracy is still an issue, but still).
Grade: A+

Lane Werbowski--skates well, has great vision and patience. He's not the biggest guy, but he'll get gritty in the corners when necessary. He's not afraid to shoot the puck, had a couple goals this season. His development has moved along quite well, I'm excited to see what more he brings next season.
Grade: A

Brock Sutherland--aww, Suds. Has size, skating, and skill. Just needs to get all those pieces working together. I'm overall impressed with Brock. I think if you look at the trade bringing him here, Bob got him for Eric Mestery (aka everyone's punching bag) and honestly, AMS got the better end of that deal. Brock has what Eric never did, confidence. He's not one to shy away from a hit. He moves the puck well. He doesn't get rattled, even if he does make a mistake. I was surprised to see him a healthy scratch for playoff games in favor for Zach Yuen, but it's ok, Yuen's good. Brock's only 17 (hockey age) and will be awesome to watch over the next couple seasons.
Grade: A-

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Chet Pickard--what can you say about this kid? He hit/manufactured a bit of a slump after being passed over at World Juniors for Saint Sieve Tokarski. In like mid-January, early February Nashville goalie guru Mitch Korn was in town for a week to work with the goalies. I don't know what he said to Chet, but it worked. Personally, I would have said "play like shit here and you're not coming to the Nashville organization anytime soon, contract or not." But that's just me. Chet was back to his awesome self until The Hit. I don't think, based on sub-par (for Chet) performance in playoffs, that he was fully recovered from concussion. And I get it, here he is with big NHL contract, feeling like he shouldn't be in juniors anymore (can we call it Carey Price syndrome?) and yet having to play in little ol' Tri-Cities. I was pretty harsh on him after WJC and his "slump" (not that anyone listens to me), wondering where his pride was. Turns out, it was in Tri-Cities, just needed reminded of that by Korn and the Nashville organization.

Chet's one who, barring some really crazy shit, will not be back next year so I would like to thank him for his time and effort in an AMS sweater. Chet, you've continued the awesome legacy (is that the right word?) of amazing goalie talent coming out of the Americans' organization. I wish you all the best in the future and continued success. Don't put pressure on yourself to make it too big too fast, you'll get there, and when you do, you'll be amazing.

Grade: A+
if you want to keep up on the latest news and analysis out of Nashville, look no further than On the Forecheck.

Brett Martyniuk--didn't see his first game until December and when he got in, he didn't disappoint. He did a great job when Chet went down from The Hit. And he's the prettiest backup goalie in the universe. Things are crowded when there's three goalies in a system but Marty apparently proved he deserved the backup role more than Drew (major flip out coming next...). He's a little guy, especially when I'm used to seeing giants Chet Pickard and Carey Price in net. But srsly, he's teeny tiny. Hopefully he'll get a couple inches and pounds over the summer. I have no idea what Bob's plan is for goaltending next season, or if it includes Marty, but I have to think he'll be in the mix, either as starter or backup.
Grade: B

Drew Owsley--OMG. I adore this kid. Not only is he the cutest cutie pie (that all the chicks dig) with totally spriggin hair that could be a nest for baby owlets, he's not a bad goalie. Unfortunately, in a 3-goalie system, someone is going to be left out. When AMS were losing to Vancouver in January (February? I could look it up, but I'm not gonna) he was put in to just get shelled. After that incident of being tossed to the sharks, he was essentially tossed aside and spent the rest of the season in the stands. Not even rotating in as backup. What bullshit. How unfair to the kid. Now his development is going to be behind. And instead of beginning next season as a starting goalie (either in Tri or for another club) he'll probably be a backup again, either in Tri (I'm personally hoping for a Marty/Owsley tandem deal, but I'm possibly insane) or for another club. I can't see Bob going with two 18-year old goalies. I hope I'm wrong.
Grade: A for being awesome. I can't really give a grade for goaltending since he never played. But he did look good in a suit so A for that too.

The Original is the Best

To Hockey Dad, thank you to you for letting us fans in Tri have your son. Getting to know him and you have just been awesome.*

*both of those sentences are full of grammar fail.

Morning after Kelowna game 6

and I still have an empty, sinking feeling. That could also be because it's Monday.

From the Herald:

"We ran into a better hockey team," said Tri-City coach Don Nachabur. "They have some real talent on their team. They are big and strong and they took us apart. We played with a lot of courage. All of our overage players were hurt. We weren't going to win against a team of that quality with our top D (Jarrett Toll) and top three forwards hurt."

"We didn't have the horses and Kelowna was a good team," said Tri-City goaltender Chet Pickard, who had 26 saves in his last game in an Americans uniform. "But we never quit."

The Americans' injuries were worse than the team let on during the series. Reese had a high ankle sprain, Fadden a separated shoulder, Procyshen a torn MCL, Toll suffered bruised ribs and had a hard time breathing, and Petr Stoklasa had two separated shoulders adn wore a harness on each one.

"I just wanted to help the team win," said Reese, who finished the playoffs with five goals and five assists. "I knew it could be my last game in the WHL and I wanted to be out there with the boys and help them get a win."

I happen to know for a fact that there were even more injuries than what is named in the Herald and guys were really playing through pain. My poor broken team.

Regan BarTOOL had post-game chat with Jason Reese, you can hear it here.

The only good news out of the night is that Vancouver beat Spokane in double overtime. GO GIANTS! and beyond that GO HITMEN!

Not ready to talk about it.

I'm a mess. Love ya boys. Proud of everything you've accomplished. But I don't want to talk about it right now. Just don't.

Game Six Happy Easter--updated

In 2004, Easter Sunday, the Tri-City Americans faced of against the Kelowna Rockets and lost the series. I also woke up with pink eye that morning.

No pink eye this morning so I'm taking it as a sign the results of tonights game will be different than 5 years ago.

Mikaela texted me last night, "did you see Olie on KNDU?" I replied no, cuz the local news stations suck so I never watch them. Apparently Olie Kolzig was saying he thought my banged up behbehs Fadden, Reese, Toll, would be able to go tonight.

From KNDU's website:

Mitch Fadden, Jarret Toll, and Jason Reese will try to play Game 6 Sunday night in Kelowna. That's according to co-owner Olaf Kolzig. Kolzig, who is on the Toronto Maple Leaf's injured reserve list, has been at each of the five games in the series so far.
"Last night was a case of us being beat up," he said. "Three of our top players are out of the lineup. From what I hear, those three players that we missed are gonna try and make it into the lineup tomorrow night. They realize it's do or die for us. I commend them on their courage to try and come back tomorrow night."

Regan Bartool is saying:
Jason Reese and Mitch Fadden are back in the lineup tonight for the Americans. Reese has missed the last four games with a knee injury, while Fadden missed game five with an arm injury.

Here's liveblog box, see y'all after Easter dinner, pre-game starts around 4:45.

Playoff Math--updated

I did some math today. It may be completely flawed because while I have a Master's Degree, it is not in math.

Based on my calculations, with Reese, Fadden, and Toll out, and with Gardiner and Asuchak inserted in, the average age of the AMS is 17.75. That is not including 15-year old Zach Yuen. It is also based on "hockey age" meaning just birth year, not actual ages. When AMS have healthy lineup, the average age is 18.05. Which is young to begin with. Kelowna Rockets' average age is 19.1o.

Average AMS height with Reese, Fadden, Toll is 5.974 feet, or almost 6 feet. With same lineup as Friday night it's slightly more at 6.029 feet. Adding in Gardiner helped that average. Rockets average height is 6.08 feet, less than I thought it would be with Giant Myers in there.

Average weight of healthy AMS is 184.05 pounds, Friday's lineup averaged 184.789 pounds. Rockets average 193.6 pounds.

Remember, me<----not a math wiz so these numbers could be so far off it's not even funny. The point of this waste of time (what else to do on a Saturday night with no hockey?!?) was to show that numbers have a lot to do with the Rockets' advantage. They are bigger and older. That's a lot of intimidation for the 16 and 17 year old in AMS sweaters that are now having to carry a lot of the weight of these playoffs. Pro, Reddick and Pickard can't do it all and the kids are being asked to do a lot more than they may be ready for. (I'm not saying they can't)

Another interesting stat to look up (someone else can do that, I'm done with math for one day) would be playoff game experience. Without Fadden, Reese, Toll, the amount of playoff experience drops dramatically. Zack was super kind to look up AMS playoff experience and has results here.

*if anyone checks these numbers and finds me completely wrong, please let me know so I can fix it. I srsly suck at math, I have no idea what inspired me to even try.

"There's no use complaining about it, it is what it is." --Don Nachbaur

I haven't seen diving called this much EVARR. Even when Constantine was in the league. The bigger problem, of course, was the AMS' inability to convert on the power play.

"I wish the refs would have been sitting in the stands with us rather than reffing that game." --Cris

The boys played hard. They really did. But how draining is it to deal with special teams all night? And as totally awesome as it was to see Spencer Asuchak and Brett Plouffe back in the lineup, it causes even more line shuffling. Throw in missing one of the AMS best defenseman with Toller out, and it's just a mess.

It was clear guys were trying to come out early and were anxious to get that first goal but they let their anxiety get the best of them and as a result Rockets scored two quick ones.

If I thought it would make me feel better after this shitty day, I would actually punch someone. Like Zalaski. Or Kirk. Or those damn Bloodoffs. Or I would drink myself into oblivion. Or something along those lines. But those are considered irresponsible behaviors for a reason. pppfffttt.

Nervous time

It's game day and there is a part of me that doesn't want it to be because I want my boys to have more time to rest and heal. Alas, that is not the case.

The biggest battle the Americans are facing right now is injuries, and they were compounded Wednesday night when playmaker Mitch Fadden was checked into the boards by Tyler Myers at the 5:50 mark of the third period. Fadden left the game and did not return. He was wearing a sling on his left arm after the game.

Fadden joins Jason Reese (leg), who was hurt in the opening game of the series, defenseman Brett Plouffe (leg) who was injured March 15 against Prince George, and rookie Spencer Asuchak (leg), who was injured in the Everett series, on the injured list.

Add Taylor Procyshen to the mix, who missed Tuesday's game with an undisclosed injury, and the Americans appear to have their backs to the wall, but Kelowna coach Ryan Huska still is wary of his opponent.

"Every Don Nachbaur team plays hard all the time," Huska said. "When they are down like this, they play even harder."

Tri-City has a couple of days to mend, but one thing Nachbaur nor his trainers can fix is the officiating.

A questionable call in overtime Wednesday night led to Kelowna's power play and Benn's goal.

Referees Pat Smith and Trevor Hanson allowed both teams a lot of latitude in the extra session before Tri-City's Riley McIntosh was called for hooking at 11:46. The Americans held off the Rockets for more than a minute before Benn scored.

"We played hard with the guys in the lineup playing to win," Nachbaur said. "It would have been nice if we would have had that power play in overtime. That's the sad part about it."

From today's Herald, the rest here (though I cut and pasted most of it LOL). And coach, please stop talking about the reffing, you know this league, you know reffing sucks, you look like you're making excuses, Mr. "No Excuses".

I don't know if Mitch Fadden will be playing. Unlikely from the sounds of it. I don't know if Brett Plouffe is back, doubt it. Not sure if Jason Reese will be back, I'm not holding my breath. I don't know if Spencer will be on the ice, last I saw him he was on crutches, so I'll guess not. Will Taylor be back? Lord, I hope so.

I'm no glass half empty/glass half full crap type of person, I'm a realist. Realistically, tonight makes me nervous. Can the guys do it? Yes. Will they be able to? I dunno.

“Going into the series, playing physical was part of our plan,” said Rockets assistant coach Jeff Finley. “We feel we can play a more physical game, and we knew this would be a long series, and we want to be physical on them. Not necessarily to try and put guys out of the lineup, but just to wear them down.

“We can roll four lines who can all play the same way, and you can wear a team down that way. So, by the third period, they‘re tired, and that‘s where they start making mistakes.”

“Tri-City is such a fast team that if you can‘t slow them down by finishing your checks, you‘re asking for trouble,” added Rockets head coach Ryan Huska. “That‘s usually when we get into tough spots in the series: When they‘re skating and they‘re pressuring very hard. So we have to try, if we can, to finish hits on some of their players.”

“At the same time, Tri-City had some pretty good hits on our guys, so they‘re doing the same thing,” said Rockets president and general manager Bruce Hamilton. “But our team is the bigger team, and that‘s the way we should be playing. Any time you‘re in an extended series, whoever runs out of gas or is worn out the most tends to make the most mistakes, and turnovers happen.

“(Playing physical) is an important part of our game, and if we don‘t, we‘re going to have problems. To me, all the teams we may potentially play are going to have to be played like that.”

From the Kelowna Daily Courier. The whole rest of the article that glorifies pounding the shit out of my boys. Anonymous Kelowna Fan Commenter, don't waste your time typing. We live in free countries which means the rights to our opinions and we don't have to agree. Is my judgement clouded by the fact that my behbeh's are all broken? Hell yes. Yours would be too so put a sock in it.

To "Scott" on the message board who told the 20s to "suck it up" and play through their injuries, STFU. Srsly. You obviously know little about hockey or you'd know that if they could, they would be on the ice. Period. To even suggest that they're just sitting around eating bonbons while the team is struggling without them is just ridiculous. You don't even realize how fucking stupid you make yourself look by posting such bullshit. But keep it up, it makes me laugh. Besides, do you really think they're perusing the message board, see you "calling them out" and are like, "HOLY SHIT! We'd better get our shit together, what are we thinking?" Bitch, please.

Wow, I spent waaayyy too much of my own precious time and energy to get that out of my system when I should have just ignored it.

It's game day, bitches. Bring it.