Mad Libs post
I don't even know what to say about this team anymore. I love them, but they frustrate me. As a result, it is getting harder and harder to come up with material for a blog post. So this one will be a bit interactive. Ok, not really unless you print it off and fill it out. But it was either this idea, or a Paint drawing of a steaming pile of poo to illustrate last night's game. A pile of poo and that damn Gore standing over it, laughing like a maniac. This is also going to reveal my incomplete grasp of basic grammar (what the hell is an adverb, really? j/k. kind of...)
Last night the __________(noun) took on the ___________(noun) in what can only be described as a(n) _____________(verb ending in -ing) _______________(noun). ________________(player name) was particularly ______________(adverb? adjective?) as the game went on, while ________________(player name or animal) was very ____________(adjective). I also noticed that ______________(player name or animal) appeared to be _______________(adverb) on the ________________(noun).
I kept hoping ____________(player name) would have some type of _______________(noun) to be able to solve the _____________(noun). It was, however, nice to see ________________(player name or animal) contributing by ________________(verb ending in -ing).*
Ok, you know what? It's really hard to write a MadLib. Screw it. Just like my team, my brilliant idea is squashed by a lack of ___________________, _____________________, and _________________. Heh.
Boys are in Portland tonight to take on those pesky Winterhawks. Meanwhile, Everett, now only 2 points behind, gets to take on Prince George again. In other words, as if it was a mystery, this is a must-win game for the Americans. Nothing like waiting till the last possible moment. I (sorta) get the whole "this is just the regular season, the playoffs is where it's at" but if you don't play your best to get into the playoffs, what's actually preparing you to be successful in the playoffs? If you can't figure out consistency now, how will you find it in a short series? Answer: it will be an even shorter series if there's not consistency.
Looks like there is still no Drew Owsley :( That makes me sadder than a little sad emoticon can express.
Here's to hoping the MOTHER EFFING internet feed for KFLD works tonight. To the powers that be (who are naturally reading this blog), here's a better streaming company than Sports Frequency. Not sure if it's a problem at the station, the studio, or the streaming, but it's ridiculous. It's been really bad this season with losing feed or inability to connect to their server or whatever. I know sometimes it's the fault of the data lines at the away arenas and there's nothing that can be done about that, but zero feed last night? Nothing at all? Not cool. There are those of us just out of range of the actual radio signal, we depend on that streaming feed to hear our own Craig West call the game.
Liveblog after the jump, hopefully they play well enough for a win and for the chat to not become a deadblog with nothing to talk about, which is less than fun.
*suck it grammar police, I know it sucks.
*suck it grammar police, I know it sucks.
12 comments:
You did great on the mad lib, now you fill it in! LOL
HAAAAAA! The Mad Lib is hilarious! And fill-in-the-blanks, "heh." Awesome. And nice suggesting a new company instead of just bitching. You rule.
@Mikaela--if I could fill it in, I could write an actual post LOL
@sister--It helps to have a boyfriend who knows stuff about broadcasting, radio, and streaming stuff :) he's a champ
Tee hee. The poo picture would have sufficed as well, but Mad Libs are fun!
Last night the Spoon took on the Aspirin in what can only be described as a snorkeling potpourri. Shinnimin was particularly sparkly as the game went on, while Wombat was very lumpy. I also noticed that Llama appeared to be inebriated on the burrito.
I kept hoping Pechurskiy would have some type of skateboard to be able to solve the pancreas. It was, however, nice to see Marmoset contributing by spitting.
(Just like my team, my brilliant idea is squashed by a lack of socket wrenches, superhero capes, and vodka.)
Aubrey wins the internet.
Last night the kangroos took on the tables in what can only be described as a(n) sparkling Teabag. Drozd was particularly flashy as the game went on, while moose was very sleepy I also noticed that llama appeared to be slowly on the mattress
I kept hoping FLOOF would have some type of nutcrakcer to be able to solve the almond. It was, however, nice to see Moser contributing by dancing
The thing is that if the Ams go to AIB, Sean will tell me to go back to Maryland and run the company again because of it.
Best of luck to the Ams tonight, after the debacle last night; they need to get some confidence back and actually have a killer instinct to show their tops in the division and conference.
As for the MadLibs.....
1. vagina
2. penis
3. screaming
4. orgasm
5. Finkle
6. horny
7. Pechurskiy
8. willing
9. Toll
10. dominate
11. taint
12. Faser
13. dildo
14. Gimp
15. tiger
16. cumming
And I will no longer be allowed on here.
oh my god Scott. HAHAAHAHAA
I love this post so much. That is all. Carry on.
WTG, Scott. You summoned the asian porn bot with all of your dirty words.
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