Apologies for lack of posting around here. First off, there's not a lot going on since the WHL is on Christmas break. Secondly, I'm visiting family for the holidays and that means one computer (a desktop) and three people who want to use it, no wireless so I can't use my laptop even if I wanted to, and an internet connection that's essentially dial-up. Yay family living in the boondocks.
Because of the above mentioned hurdles, I have decided to combine two posts into one--my Christmas presents to the boys and the mid-season grades that I always do. Rene Ferran handed out mid-season awards, an excellent bit you can check out here. I agree with all his assessments in there, good stuff.
So let's get started on mine. Ass-pats to Wazz and Spokant for help with some of the presents. Srsly, at this point I'm like groping Spokant's ass for all the great ideas she supplied.
Sam Grist—Sam came into camp as a giant (still is). As such, he had some trouble adjusting to the speed of the WHL. He seems sometimes to be unsure how to use his big size smartly. The first quarter of the season he was a penalty-taking machine and it got difficult to defend his potential against what people were seeing being executed on the ice. But he’s turned it around for the most part. He’s been playing much smarter, using his skill and skating ability to his advantage. Grist is still a rookie who is unsure how to use that size smartly all the time so there will still be mistakes and penalties. His potential is exciting though. I, for one, am excited to see him develop over the next couple seasons. Grade: C
Christmas present for Sam—shopping spree at Costco. A huge growing teenager like that must go through pallets of food at a time. So really, it’s a gift for his billets.
Drydn Dow—I stated last week what a difference maker I think Dow is (ass-pat to Sister). He then promptly sat the next game out. Sure, he’s not the biggest defenseman on the team, but he’s very solid, reliable. He’s not afraid to do the gritty work to clear the puck, he’s a very fluid skater. Dow’s never going to be the big body, punishing-type defenseman, but I think if he’s molded right, he could be put into an offensive-defenseman role since he is a little guy who can weasel his way in from the blueline. Grade: A
Christmas present for Drydn—playing time. I know, then who do you sit? There’s suddenly a lot of depth in defense. But this kid is good and deserves to play more. As for something I can put under the tree for him, this Westerner hat so he can wear it with pride at the Calgary Stampede.
Spencer Humphries—I was surprised when he was sent down last season so I was sure he’d stick around this year. He got a free-agent invite to San Jose Sharks camp this fall which is great for him. That being said, he’s basically a rookie and makes some rookie mistakes. I’ve been surprised he’s played nearly every game while Grist and Dow have rotated into the 7th spot. But he does have the size, and it’s not like he’s bad or anything. Humps skates well and is, like Sam, playing smarter, not trying to do too much. He’s a decent defenceman who just has to gain some experience. Grade: B
Christmas present for Spencer—I will provide a photo shoot to get his modeling career started if hockey doesn’t work out. Or for a career on the side of hockey. Or for my personal collection…
Zachary Yuen—I saw him change last season from nervous rookie to solid defenseman. And he’s continued to be good. He is a great skater and he’s not afraid to use his size to do work. I saw him beat the shit out of a Giant’s player right in front of me. He always seems like a calm, cool, collected player, but he’ll throw some punches if he needs to defend himself of his teammates. He’s become offensive minded, leading the rush, sometimes going in and crashing the net. I can see him becoming a TJ Fast-type player. One downfall is the excessive penalties. That stuff needs to stop ASAP. Grade: A-
Christmas present for Yuen—Casio keyboard to entertain/annoy teammates on the long bus rides.
Kruise Reddick—I realized Pokey’s value last season when he got hurt. So did Coach apparently as he was named Captain just a week after the 09-10 season ended. A well earned honor. He’s never going to be a super sniper scoring machine, I’ve accepted that. His role is one of quarterbacking the power play, doing some dirty work in the corners to win battles for the puck. Kruise is never afraid to get right into the mix, which always worries me with his concussion history. But that’s the way he works. I didn’t think I liked him on the point on the power play until he got hurt this season and sure enough, I missed him like hell. Grade: A
Christmas present for Reddick—restraining order against Thumper.
Paul Sohor—Paul is new so I don’t have a whole lot to say except I’m glad he’s on the team. He is a solid defenseman. I didn’t like him when he played for Everett and that’s usually a compliment. He skates fluidly and plays his position well. It helps that he knows most of the other Winnipeggers on the team, made it an easy transition for him to come to Tri-Cities. Chemistry is a good thing and he’s got it with the guys. Grade: B
Christmas present for Sohor—I think Paul deserves some great Gongshow Hockey slippers. I say this because I really want a pair too, so this way I'm at least buying them for someone. Or pretending to buy. Oh hell, whatever, these slippers are hawt.
Brooks Macek—ok Mr. Macek, your good looks that have carried you this far just aren’t good enough any more. I don’t know what the problem is. Yes, expectations were high coming into the season, but c’mon. I thought it was NHL camp hangover, that should have worn off by now. It’s like a sophomore slump except it’s his junior year (playing off the metaphor), his sophomore year were much better. This is a guy who is supposed to be scoring goals left and right and it’s not happening. He was supposed to be working on the defensive part of his game and coach had him out on the penalty kill early in the season, but that’s not really working either. I know I’m not the only one frustrated, I know coach is (he’s said so on post-game shows), and I’m sure Brooks is. I can only hope he turns his season around, quickly. His -11 just isn’t cutting it. Like most times I’m frustrated with someone on this team, it’s because I’ve seen them play better and so I know it can be done. Same goes for Brooks “That Would Have Been Awesome” Macek. I know he can do it, just needs to figure out whatever it is that’s missing and get it in gear.
Christmas present for Macek—a time machine so he can go back to the time when he was scoring goals. Or “Sally” cuz she’s hot, maybe she’ll help him.
Adam Hughesman—Well, huh. For the third season in a row, Adam came out of the gate on fire. However, unlike the past two seasons, he hasn’t let up. He continues to be a great playmaker. Coach said he came into camp ready to work, and boy has he done work. At the same time I find myself staying cautious. Which is a shame. It’s like I’m waiting for him to start slacking since that’s what he’s done in the past. Obviously, I hope that doesn’t happen, and it doesn’t appear he’s headed in that direction. Anyways, Adam’s been terrific. His skating has improved, I no longer refer to him as “Cement Skates”. I look forward to a great second half of the season from Adam. Grade: A
Christmas present for Hughesman—restraining order against Spokant LOL j/k But I will offer him a photo shoot for his modeling career as well. Even if he thinks he isn’t tall enough to be a model.
Mason Wilgosh—holy hell. He’s gone from being “the next Drew Hoff” to being “Mason MF Wilgosh”. Is there anything this guy can’t do? He kills penalties (like a boss), scores goals, gets in the middle of any skirmish or even potential skirmish. I’ve seen firsthand the shittalking he can do. He is a classic pest but one with some good hockey sense too. It’s been fun watching him mature from a doughy sixteen-year-old to a gritty, hard-working veteran on this team. He’s got an “A” on his sweater because of his leadership and is obviously well-respected by teammates. Also, he is completely ridiculous, I adore this kid. Grade: A+
Christmas present for Wilgosh—a wafflemaker so he can make his own damn waffles.
Big Mess—Would you have guessed that Jordan Messier would be leading the team in goals at this point in the season? I wouldn’t have. But that’s the case. And it’s damn sexy. Last season Coach was frustrated that Mess wasn’t using his big body to crash the net and get some garbage goals. Well, that’s exactly what he’s been doing this season. He has had all the basics in place since last season—skating, skill, playing time—he just needed to get himself into the right place at the right time. Now he’s got that part down too and it’s paying off. Grade: A+
Christmas present for Jordan Messier—this “Sick Celies” shirt from Gongshow hockey in honor of his goal celebrations that he may or may not do extra big so I can get pictures of them.
Lil Mess—little sparkplug. He’s still a behbeh but I see the potential. He’s bided his time and taken advantage of the ice time he’s been given. When he’s out there you notice him. Marcus is buzzing around the opposition like an annoying mosquito in your ear in the summer. He can skate fast and being a little guy he can turn quick so he’s good at skating circles around the other guys. Do I think it’s a bit disadvantageous for him to be sitting in the stands when he could be sent down and playing on a consistent basis? A little. At the same time, he’s getting experience with the club and building rapport with teammates. Besides, with the kids and schooling, it’s harder to move them. I like watching Marcus play, he’s fun and again, I see a ton of potential. He’s gonna be fun to watch for a while I think. Grade: C
Christmas present for Marcus Messier—fine Egyptian cotton bedding since he’s no longer sleeping on an air mattress on his big brother’s floor. And a haircut.
Justin Feser—this is a tough one. On one hand, Feser’s experiencing a junior slump like Macek. On the other hand, it’s not as noticeable because…well, I don’t know why. I guess because I don’t expect him to be a sniper, he’s more of a lunch-pail kind of player who works hard—offensively and defensively—and does all the little things he needs to do. He and Holland’s chemistry picked up right where it left off from last season. They’ve become the classic kind of 3rd-line kind of guys—gritty, tough, able to score. He’s not afraid to fight battles in the corner for the puck or use his size to do create room. He has managed to quietly get himself into 4th on the team in scoring with 10 goals and 19 helpers. Grade: B
Christmas present for Feser—Great Elvis impersonator costume. Because seriously, the kid looks like Elvis. He could make a killing in Vegas if hockey doesn’t work out. I mean, maybe. I don’t know, I haven’t heard him sing.
Tyler Schmidt—He’s another one that’s been kinda fun to watch develop from a doughy sixteen-year-old to a veteran on this team. Over that time he’s become a solid and reliable defenseman in the league. Heck, his skating’s even gotten better, after all these years of being another cement skates player. The one downfall to Schmidt, in my opinion, is his inability to shut the hell up. He feels the need to argue and blabber on about everything that it, at times, distracts him from the game. It also draws negative attention to him and his teammates. No one likes a whiner. Grade A-
Christmas present for Tyler Schmidt—law school so he can learn how to win an argument.
Brendan Shinnimin—Shinny’s overall stats took a hit (no pun intended) when he had was suspended for 12 games, but he’s still having a great season. He’s so competitive, sometimes selfishly so. There was one game not that long ago that I swore if he banged his stick on the ice one more time I was going to bang that stick over his heads. Trust in your teammates, they know you’re there. He’s not afraid to stir the pot, and he’s well known around the league for doing so. It might be annoying, but he draws penalties so he’s doing his job. He’s got an insane work ethic he brings to the ice every night. Grade: A
Christmas present for Shinnimin—gift card to Target. (Get it, Target??)
Neal Prokop—Be still my heart. When my hockey boyfriend broke his femur last spring I didn’t think I’d see him back in an Americans jersey. But here he is. And playing like nothing ever happened. His a big kid who plays smart and creates room for his linemates. Prokes is a huge leader for this team (had he not broken the leg I thought he’d be in the running for Captain) on and off the ice. He plays his heart out every shift of every game. That dedication and commitment he made to healing his leg continues with his work on the ice. He’s such a competitor and he uses his size quite well. Grade: A
Christmas present for Prokop—a pet lemur. So he has a lemur for his femur.
Connor Rankin—wait, this kid’s only 16?? That’s awesome. That means we get to watch him grow and develop and get even better. Connor is sure a treat to watch—he skates well, reads plays, and just has IT. He has that hockey sense and talent that is just spectacular. There’s been a couple times he’s still been adjusting to the league, but definitely has the hang of playing in the WHL. He’s a rookie but doesn’t make a lot of mistakes, doesn’t take a lot of penalties. Grade: B
Christmas present for Rankin—Gongshow's "Bench Warmer" hat even though Rankin is anything but.
Max Moline—Max has struggled to get playing time but when he gets it, does well. He’s tall and lanky but skates good. He doesn’t make a lot of mistakes which is very good for a gangly rookie. He’s not afraid to use his size to push bodies around some. Max is the kind of player you almost don’t notice. He doesn’t do anything flashy or brilliant, but he’s not taking a lot of skates to the penalty box. At this point, form what I’ve seen, I don’t predict Max to be a big-time sniper or anything, but if he can get some consistent playing time—which will be tough—I can see him developing into a play-maker type role player. Grade: C
Christmas present for Moline—cheeseburgers. Lots and lots and lots of them so he can fill out that frame a little bit.
Drew Owsley—whoo whoo whoo’s awesome? Drew got off to a great start, just where he left off. Then came November. Things weren’t really going the team’s way and it really seemed to show, like it tends to do in hockey, in goaltending. But Owsley’s gotten back on track, I think it helped to have more games in a row (rather than a week off between games like in November) and he plays better the more games in a row he plays. I would also like to think it’s because the “I Believe in Drew Owsley” sign came out of retirement. No, he’s not the biggest goalie, but he’s technically sound and is very quick. Srsly, he’s quick. Sometimes I can’t believe he makes some of the saves he does. Grade: B
Christmas present for Owsley—“The Tender” hat cuz it’s awesome, just like him. Or a pair of binoculars so he can really get a good look at the trestle bridge in Lethbridge.
David Conrad—ooooo my other hockey boyfriend (sorry Neal, I didn’t think you were coming back). Best acquisition of the off-season. He is solid, reliable and can win faceoffs. He’s not a sniper, he’s a gritty, lunch-pail kind of guy who has been providing veteran leadership on a line with Lil Mess and Moline (or Olstad and Moser when they were here). When the team was trying to find their identity in October and November he seemed to play on every line and he found chemistry with everyone. He’s another Winnipegger so he’s played with many of the guys before. Grade: A
Christmas present for Conrad—Well, I sent my real boyfriend nearly 5 pounds of homemade cookies for Christmas so for my hockey boyfriend I will get him Cookie of the Month Club. Through David's Cookies of all places. So it's like destiny or something.
Chris Driedger—not sure what to say. I’ve seen him play, what, half a game? I think that’s about what he got in against Vancouver. That being said, he played well. In a couple of the road games where he’s got some time he’s done real good too. I don’t envy the coaches (or Tory) who have to decide when this kid’s gonna play. The division is so tough, as is the conference. There’s no “easy” games where the backup goalie traditionally gets some time in. To stay competitive with the other teams the Ams have had to play their #1 goalie every night. I’m hoping with Ashton on board the offensive firepower will be there that will ease up some of the work for the goalies and Chris will get in some quality time. I’m also concerned about Drew burning out if he continues to try to play every game. I’m not saying it’ll happen, but I don’t want to get to the playoffs and find out. Grade: Incomplete? I dunno, a solid B I guess.
Christmas present for Driedger—Gretzky’s Slap Shot so he can actually get some playing time in.
Brock Sutherland—I was so mad at Suds last spring. So frustrated. I knew he could play better but he wasn’t doing it. This season, so far, he is. He’s currently one who is in the running for my year-end award for Most Improved. Maybe because he’s 19 and expected to provide veteran leadership on the blueline, maybe he just needed that boost, I don’t know. But it’s working, whatever it is. He’s big and uses that size well. He is a fluid skater and is playing smart with the puck. There’s still times he seems asleep at the wheel, but not as often as last spring so I’m hoping that’s a step in the right direction. Grade: B
Christmas present for Brock—a fancy puck drink coozie for his beverages.
Patrick Holland—what happened to Hattrick Polland? Holly’s not the goal-scoring machine he was last season but like Feser, it’s not as noticeable. He’s doing more of the little things, play away from the puck. He’s got size that he’s not afraid to use and he skates well. Patrick has natural talent and he’s good at playing calm. The chemistry he and Feser developed last season has carried over wonderfully into this year. Holland was drafted by the Calgary Flames and had a good development camp with them this summer and main camp this fall. I would like to see more from him, goals-wise, but he’s been able to rack up 26 points (11G 15A). Grade: B+
Christmas present for Holland—he totally needs some 1970s muscle car to go with that 70s car-chase hair style he’s got going on. He could go out and burn rubber in the desert around Tri-Cities.
So there you have it. Merry Christmas to all the boys and their families, to Bob Tory and the coaching staff, to the billets, my dear readers, and all the Americans fans.